i don’t want to see anyone be sexy anymore. tired of it. bored. have sex or wahtevr i don’t care just stop being sexy … it’s been done to death.. at least like spill some juice on ur jeans or somethin so i can relate 2 u… make that face that is like “this baby carrot that i’m eating isn’t like sweet it is instead that weird boring carrot flavor” it looks like this :\ but with bigger cheeks because u are eating the carrot anyways because you don’t want to waste it. UGH . hello ? i am typing on my keyboard to you. can you hear me ?
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JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”
Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts
very important orchestra performance. please watch
Orchestra: *plays*
Crowd: *silent*
Dog: *walks on stage*
Crowd: *applauds*
Dog: *lays down*
Crowd: “more applause*
latin phrases worth knowing:
(in case you wanted to know because i fucking love this language)
- ad astra per aspera - to the stars through difficulties
- alis volat propriis - he flies by his own wings
- amantium irae amoris integratio est - the quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love
- ars longa, vita brevis - art is long, life is short
- aut insanity homo, aut versus facit - the fellow is either mad or he is composing verses
- dum spiro spero - while I breathe, I hope
- ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem - with the sword, she seeks peace under liberty
- exigo a me non ut optimus par sim sed ut malis melior - I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better than the bad
- experiential docet - experience teaches
- helluo librorum - a glutton for books (bookworm)
- in libras libertas - in books, freedom
- littera scripta manet - the written letter lasts
- mens regnum bona possidet - an honest heart is a kingdom in itself
- mirabile dictu - wonderful to say
- nullus est liber tam malus ut non aliqua parte prosit - there is no book so bad that it is not profitable in some part
- omnia iam fient quae posse negabam - everything which I used to say could not happen, will happen now
- poeta nascitur, non fit - the poet is born, not made
- qui dedit benificium taceat; narrat qui accepit - let him who has done a good deed be silent; let him who has received it tell it
- saepe ne utile quidem est scire quid futurum sit - often, it is not advantageous to know what will be
- sedit qui timuit ne non succederet - he who feared he would not succeed sat still
- si vis pacem, para bellum - if you want peace, prepare for war
- struit insidias lacrimis cum feminia plorat - when a woman weeps, she is setting traps with her tears
- sub rosa - under the rose
- trahimir omnes laudis studio - we are led on by our eagerness for praise
- urbem latericium invenit, marmoream reliquit - he found the city a city of bricks; he left it a city of marble
- ut incepit fidelis sic permanet - as loyal as she began, so she remains
the signs as classical symphonies
Aries: Tännhauser Overture - grand, dauntless, conflagrant, triumphant.
Taurus: Le Poeme de l'Extase - languid, sybaritic, easeful, entranced.
Gemini: The Moldau - volatile, nimble, scintillating.
Cancer: New World Symphony - solacing, unfeigned, tender, utopian.
Leo: Piano Concerto No. 1 - majestic, resplendent, climactic, gaudy.
Virgo: Cello Suite No. 1 - immaculate, trenchant, robust, taut.
Libra: Symphony No. 5: Adagietto - ethereal, lightsome, blooming.
Scorpio: Danse Macabre - enigmatic, shadowy, overflowing, profound.
Sagittarius: Waltz No. 2 - impish, effervescent, whimsical, unfettered.
Capricorn: Valse Sentimentale - solemn, wistful, imposing, disillusioned.
Aquarius: Daphnis et Chloé - transcendental, contradictory, uncanny.
Pisces: Claire de Lune - demure, fanciful, nebulous, lulling.
are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?
when supernatural began airing:
tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years
bush was still president
lost hadn’t aired its second season yet
youtube wasnt even a year old
the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger
ariana grande was 12
taylor swift wasn’t famous yet
paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet
jesus christ
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